Ahem!

People questioned what sarnies and rissoles are in the comments for this one.

Sarnies are a colloquial term for sandwiches, as in ham sarnies or cheese and pickle sarnies. Tounge sarnies are something altogether different.

In Britain a rissole is a sort of cross between a meatball and a burger, fried and sometimes covered in breadcrumbs.

A real adult conversation

I’m 53 – you would think that by now I’d understand the obsession grownups have with property prices but it hasn’t happened yet. Gardening and golf also remain a mystery. However, I’m alarmed to find I’m starting to see the point of slippers.